The Snarkiest True Blood Season 6 Recap - Episode 1

By Rebecca Kulik /

Jason is hitchhiking in the middle of the night on a deserted road in a state full of starving vampires and crazed vigilantes. Jason, you see, lacks a strong survival instinct. He get what anyone doing the above deserves, and ends up with a creepy old man who opens car doors with his mind. Also he isn€™t scared of blood, which Jason doesn€™t spot as a warning sign. This guy is either Warlow or Jason€™s fairy great-grandpa. Either way, it€™s probably bad that Jason gave him a full recap of the series thus far.