After years of having alien DNA in her, Dana Scully figures out that she can replicate it, and use it to cure a virus unleashed, we're led to believe, by the Smoking Man. Believe it or not, that's not even the real WTF moment. What really boggles the mind is just how quickly Scully is supposedly able to have her DNA sequenced, results returned to her, alien DNA markers discovered, and a vaccine synthesized. All that, and a free pizza if it takes more than thirty minutes. Remember when The X-Files paid attention to the little details?