10 Absolute Wrestling FREAKS! ?

10. Sid

Vicious, Justice, Pyscho, Sycho. He is all these things. He is Sid.

Stone Cold Steve Austin found the sweet spot on a bedpan, but Sid found it in a barber shop. The talc-covered specimen above was such a freak that he managed to smash a window with a steel chair in just the right spot to flick a talcum powder container right in his face. Then, with half the product stuck fast to his face, he still cut one of the scariest promos of all time. Even scarier for how he no-sold the chaos around him, actually.

When he wasn't getting to Hulk Hogan via hair products, he was pulling weird faces behind the Madison Square Garden curtain, beating up friends and family members of his biggest rivals, hilariously over-selling the damage done to rental cars, and exploding into smaller territories with such force that he looked like Godzilla and King Kong to the poor defenceless souls in his path.

That his punches in particular looked weak only added to the aesthetic - not once did anybody question that this freak may kill you, even after watching him work. Sid remains the master and the ruler of the world, we remain just trying to live in it.