10 AMAZING WWE Matches (You Should Never EVER Watch)

10. Hulk Hogan Vs. Andre The Giant

Where: WrestleMania 3

Why You Shouldn't Watch: ...Hulk Hogan vs. Andre The Giant, whilst visually impressive, was a super-basic match that flattered to deceive. That continuation of the introduction's ellipsis was only there for dramatic effect, and drama was certainly all over the place heading into a truly massive pay-per-view spectacular for the then-WWF.

Is it unfair to judge Hogan vs. Andre on today's lofty standards? Yes, absolutely, but few watch movies from the 1980s without passing comment on crummy special effects compared to what's on offer in 2023. That's just the way life works, which is why 'Mania III's headliner is included here.

This writer isn't suggesting for one minute that Hulk's battle with his giant former pal doesn't have merit. It sure does, but excellent story can't save the nuts and bolts in-ring. Andre was past his prime, Hulk had his routine, and 12 minutes felt like 122.

Just...remember the body slam spot and leave it at that.