10 Best Wrestling Tweets You Must Read (Before Twitter Dies)
10. A Classic From The Earl Hebner Collection
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The best Twitter poster, the man most emblematic of the platform, has spent his unhinged alter-existence satirising the amorphous concept of being Extremely Online.
dril is an inexplicably hilarious parody of a man woefully incapable of using the vast and powerful tool that is cyberspace while still under the belief that he is the real genius. He's Biff Tannen if he grew up as a gamer with free and unrestricted access to the most foul material imaginable.
He's part of the 'Weird Twitter' community, which basically functions as a race to blurt out the most deranged thing you've ever read in a bid to capture the grotesque phenomenon that is the online experience. It's unlikely that this collective is aware of legendary pro wrestling referee Earl Hebner, but if they were, they'd pack it in. Hebner has won. Even if he filmed a how-to guide for YouTube, nobody is beating his high score.
His response to a fan accusing him of screwing Bret Hart in Montreal is just wonderful. An incredibly belligerent nightmare of writing technique, it's the most wrong thing imaginable: a masterpiece of the "Everybody is stupid except me" philosophy at Twitter's rotten core.
Marvel at the bad spelling.
Gaze in wonder at the lack of punctuation.
Revel in the fantastical idea of a distant future.