10 Darkest YouTube Wrestling Videos

9. Something The Hardy Boyz Wish They Could Delete

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Everybody knows Jeff Hardy's drug history, so this video isn't particularly surprising.

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What makes it dark is how pitiful it is. Filmed as a reaction to Punk's on-air slating of Hardy's 2009 drug bust - which has to be the biggest PR disaster WWE ever narrowly averted - Hardy, drugged up to the eyeballs, claims to have made Punk a superstar, which while awfully self-aggrandising, isn't strictly untrue. He then says that he could "end it like this", performing Punk's signature hand rolls before transitioning into a double bird flip, saying that "you can't even do that sh*t in your own company anymore", but '"in this world, we can do what we want".

They're in a low-rent diner in the dead of night, filming themselves with their own equipment. It's hardly going to be regulated. Hardy goes on to say that "if everybody was like [Punk], man, I'd rather live on Pluto". Jeff, mate, you were already there.

Not one to let the side down, a thoroughly spent Matt Hardy Hasselhoffs some french fries, being so self unaware as to brag about being friend-zoned.

For anyone who believes that the brothers Hardy are operating on some deceptively clever meta level with this 'Final Deletion' business, this video engulfs that theory in a ball of pyrotechnical flames.

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