10 Dream WWE Returns That IMMEDIATELY Became Nightmares

10. Matt Bloom

"AAAAAAAALBEEEERT! AAAAAAAALBEEEERT! AAAAAAAALBEEEERT!".

Matt Bloom must've wanted the entire WWE audience to go f*ck themselves as he tried to carve out a new path for himself by introducing the cartoonish Lord Tensai on the 2 April 2012 Raw. The traditionally-rowdy post-WrestleMania masses were out in force for his comeback, and they eh...sure made it memorable.

People trolled Bloom hard during his first WWE appearance since 2004. They totally ignored his new-fangled gimmick, and instead gleefully let the watching world know that this dude used to be called Albert. In fact, he used to be called Prince Albert - yeah, he was a walking penis piercing!

Tensai wasn't laughing along with the crowd though. He was desperate to make this second go at WWE life stick, and he was surely horrified when peeps rejected the fresh look to remind folks of a name he hadn't used since 2002.

This Lord was dead in the water creatively within minutes.