10 Dumbest Wrestling Gimmicks Of All Time

By Chris Quicksilver /

9. The Messengers Of The Black Scorpion

WrestleCrap favourite The Black Scorpion was created by WCW to be the arch nemesis of Sting. There was just one problem, they couldn€™t decide who was going to play the character. Originally, Sting€™s former tag partner Jim Hellwig AKA The Ultimate Warrior was to have played The Black Scorpion, but WCW was unable to hire him at the time. So, without an arch nemesis, Sting was forced to face off against The Black Scorpion€™s €˜Messengers€™ week after week for about four months in 1990. Looking a little like Kendo Nagasaki if he€™d joined the IRA, The Black Scorpion€™s henchmen varied greatly in size, shape, moveset and ethnicity, but all of them, without exception, were completely unable to give Sting any grief whatsoever once the match bell had been rung. Apparently, The Black Scorpion himself was also capable of €˜mind control€™ and eventually he €˜possessed€™ a small army of WCW employees, effectively making them €˜Messengers€™ as well... At one time or another during those four, ludicrously stupid months, almost every undercard guy contracted to WCW donned a pair of black tights and a ski mask in order to have a pop at Sting. The Stinger mercilessly squashed each and every one of them without hesitation. Even during the final matchup between Sting and the (actual) Black Scorpion - who was played by Ric Flair, amazingly €“ The Messengers proved woefully ineffectual against their adversary. When all is said and done, The Black Scorpion angle has to go down as one of the most botched storylines in wrestling history, whilst his army of followers will be remembered as probably the crappiest stable ever devised.