9. The Annual Santino Marella Award For Shortest Time (0:04 - Titus O'Neil)
An unofficial award that is being handed out on this article is based on the one and only Santino Marella; who has a couple of instances of non-achievement such as being the only wrestler to be eliminated first in more than one Rumble, and the shortest time ever in the ring. Santino was the first man tossed out in the 2008 and 2013 Royal Rumbles, and then had his most infamous moment when he clamed "he wasn't ready" in 2009 after being eliminated in just one second setting the record. This year's underachiever goes to the #26 entrant this year, Titus O'Neil. He entered the match all angry and fired up as he walked to the ring, but all of that anger and rage meant absolutely nothing. O'Neil met his demise swiftly thanks to Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose. Titus was tossed out after only four seconds of in-ring time, but the elimination was botched somewhat. Enough to get edited out of the replay on Monday Night Raw's HQ show, else it would have been less than four seconds.