10 Least Convincing Weapons In WWE

10. Aluminium Shovel

What could be more devastating than having Mark “I'm Not Dead And I Love Bikes” Calloway taking his best overhead swing with a freaking shovel?

And granted, until that first shovel made contact one day, it might have passed as a really, really well-polished shovel… possibly to match the grandeur of the show.

But when you saw the shot happen, just, come on. This is one case where harder is not better. The way these things get viciously tomahawked into human skulls, you would expect to hear a loud *bong* followed by a wrestler being suddenly eye-level with his own collarbone.

But no, the thing bent like it had been moulded out of pressed tinfoil, with a sound suspiciously like a trashcan impact, only far less, erm, crunchy.

So apparently, WWE purchases work shovels with a tensile capacity that may or may not stand up to a sizeable square of shepherd's pie. We're done here.