Luke Lafontaine

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CKUT radio host, underground lyricist, Michael Myers scholar and all-around world-class opiner. Signature move: Irony Bomb. Blood type: chai. Never seen in the same place and time as Logic Johnson, former featured columnist for Bleacher Report. Hopelessly unfamiliar with Yellow Submarine.

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Latest from Luke Lafontaine

10 Things WWE Fans Need To Admit About Hating Roman Reigns

If we're going to be critical, let's at least be honest with ourselves.

10 Least Convincing Weapons In WWE

Ouch? That must have... really?

10 Greatest Wrestlers From Quebec

Taking a look at the "meilleurs des meilleurs"...

10 Things WWE Did Better Before RAW

Some things just haven't been the same since 1993.

10 New Finishers Seth Rollins Should Consider For WWE Return

Potential finishing move with a bit more Pedigree.

Ranking All WrestleMania 32 Results - In Order Of Predictability

How far did we see all of this coming?

10 Wrestling Jobs Ranked In Order Of Risk

Let's see these people get approved for medical coverage.

10 Worst Uses Of Face Paint In Wrestling

Face-painted and tainted.

8 Questions Only WWE Kayfabe Era Children Would Understand

Back when wrestling was "real," my younger self couldn't help wondering...

8 Reasons Wrestlemania Is Incapable of Failing

Is it really worth it to wonder whether each new Mania will be a success?