10 Most Bizarre WWF Hasbro Figures

10. Doink The Clown

You don't even need to ask what makes this figure so bizzare: it's the curly green hair. The curly green hair!

Protruding from the evil jester's head, and made from the same nylon fabric as a My Little Pony's mane, the curls establish Series 9's Doink as part wrestling figure, part doll, all peculiar.

Come on, own up: who amongst you couldn't resist combing Matt Borne's verdant afro as though he were a Barbie? None of you? Curious. How about staving off the almost irrepressible urge to shave the mop clean from the clown's scalp? The temptations were endless.

But the green wig isn't the only thing that makes Doink a somewhat bizarre figure. During one of the character's early programmes opposite Crush, Doink was lumbered with a plaster cast on his arm, which he latterly used to beat the b*llocks out of the Hawaiian hulk. But judging from the toy's disfigured left arm, perhaps the evil clown wasn't malingering in the lead up to laying a beating on the Kona crusher. Just look at the state of it!