10 Outcomes If HUGE Wrestling Complaints Were Answered

10. John Cena Needs To Turn Heel

The complaint:

John Cena has spent too long as a babyface making the same corny jokes and breezing through the same comeback routine. It might seem histrionic, this, but he's literally ruining my life. He's like my bloody shadow, if my shadow had sh*t patter and couldn't properly apply an STF.

The outcome if it were answered:

Heel John Cena would have been awesome. This is inferred quite easily from his performances in the face role. Cena had a smug and generally detestable face, particularly when he conveyed aggression. At least, when he inevitably would have cruelly buried his opponents, we in this scenario are meant to think of him as a right ar*ehole, and not an intensely dedicated babyface philanthropist.

If Cena had turned heel in 2011, at SummerSlam, the show in faith of CM Punk may have changed rather a lot. Then again, perhaps not: Vince McMahon later proved that he didn't mind an incredibly oppressive heel presence dominating his shows in Brock Lesnar, and he never saw Punk nor Daniel Bryan as The Guy. Looking at who he did, turning Cena heel would have played out much like this universe did, only with less merch money.

The idea is that the heel John Cena would have created an opening for a new John Cena-sized babyface, but that isn't how WWE booked throughout the 2010s...