10 Strangest Christmas Stocking Fillers From WWE Shop
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We all remember our childhood Christmases: The excitement of peering through the living room door (or into a stocking hooked to the end of the bed) to see "if Santa's been", before gleefully and zealously tearing all the wrapping off our gifts once it becomes apparent we were good boys and girls.
And then there's that crowning moment: "Oh my GOD! A WWE BELT EXTENDER! JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED!!"
No, wait, that's not right. Even the most hardcore of WWE fans would find themselves suitably nonplussed by such a peculiar accessory.
Yet it exists, and it's available on WWE Shop as though it's the mot normal thing in the world. But there must be someone who wants one: after all, where there's supply, there's demand.
It's far from the only bizarre item in WWE's bazaar, which is absolutely teeming with weird wrestling wares. Struggling for a stocking filler for the most ardent of grappling aficionado in your life, but want something original (ie, something that isn't on their Christmas List of Jericho)? Then look no further, as we present WWE Shop's 10 strangest stocking stuffers!
10. Randy Orton "Outta' Nowhere" Sweatpants
Price: £25.23 ($29.99)
Look, let me just state right away: I wanted to write this entry without resorting to gratuitously puerile penis jokes, but it proved entirely impossible. It was either that or just say: nice pants.
And they ARE nice pants: all sweatpants are. There's a certain moment in life when you suddenly realise that dressing to an acceptably smart standard simply doesn't matter compared to comfort, and replacing those jarring jeans with soft slacks is an act of liberation the likes of which Simon Bolivar would be proud. Adding the RKO joggers to the lot only widens your snug sartorial selection.
But that slogan running down the leg ruins it. Combined with the snake symbol placed mere inches from the man's special area, #outtanowhere rather suggests a different viper is prone to be unleashed at any moment in this context. I'm all for loose pants, but not this loose.