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10. Randy Orton "Outta' Nowhere" Sweatpants

Price: £25.23 ($29.99)

Look, let me just state right away: I wanted to write this entry without resorting to gratuitously puerile penis jokes, but it proved entirely impossible. It was either that or just say: nice pants.

And they ARE nice pants: all sweatpants are. There's a certain moment in life when you suddenly realise that dressing to an acceptably smart standard simply doesn't matter compared to comfort, and replacing those jarring jeans with soft slacks is an act of liberation the likes of which Simon Bolivar would be proud. Adding the RKO joggers to the lot only widens your snug sartorial selection.

But that slogan running down the leg ruins it. Combined with the snake symbol placed mere inches from the man's special area, #outtanowhere rather suggests a different viper is prone to be unleashed at any moment in this context. I'm all for loose pants, but not this loose.