10 Terrifying Wrestling Moments That Still Scare Adults
10. Seven Scares Child Through Bedroom Window
Seven is mostly hilarious, but he's also terrifying.
Because of the implication.
Seven quite literally scared adults; Turner Standards and Practices nixed the persona under the very reasonable presumption that he was a child abductor. Dig deeper into the verbiage, and it scans as even more disturbing.
In a vignette screened before this insane Dustin Rhodes repackage, a man, or an entity, or Ole f*ckin' Anderson, given that hilarious gruff voice, spoke to a young boy through his bedroom window. "What's under your bed? What's in your closet? Who is in your window? Come to me and live forever."
So this was weird, but the new character wasn't necessarily a n*nce. Perhaps Seven simply saw the face of God in children and nothing untoward was going on at all! But then Seven said "Join me in complete bliss, mmm, that's right!"
"Mmm, that's right" is what male pornographic actors say when their eighth inch is getting gobbled. What else could whoever have wrote this meant by "bliss"?!
"Awake my son," Seven said.
"My" son.
Was this even worse than the worst possible thing?
It was WCW in 1999, so most likely yes.