10 Ups & 4 Downs From IMPACT Wrestling (20 May)

By Adam Morrison /

Ups...

10. Dungeon Of Doom, Baby

A rare Up for Swinger’s Palace – what a time to be alive.

The only reason it’s an Up is because Johnny Swinger referenced Decay as being akin to WCW’s infamous Dungeon of Doom stable, which had no right popping your writer as much as it did. Aside from that, everything else was garbage, aside from Rosemary and John E. Bravo’s brief interaction.

A match was made for next Thursday, at least, pitting TJP and Fallah Bahh against Petey Williams and Josh Alexander. This came about after TJP had rolled a hard eight to free Fallah of his Swingerella duties, with Petey entering, a tad irate that TJP seemed sickened at having to team with him at Under Siege.

It’s entirely unlikely that this is leading to a change of form for Swinger’s Palace skits going forward, but ‘The Swing Man’s’ naff WCW references were enough to save the train wreck this week.