13 Outrageous Onscreen WWE Weddings

13. Teddy Long & Kristal Marshall

What a weird, incomplete storyline this turned out to be.

Teddy Long was serving as SmackDown GM when he began dating Kristal Marshall. The two got engaged in the summer of 2007 and had their wedding a month later. Interruptions abounded, and just when Teddy was about to say, “I do,” he had an apparent heart attack and fell into a coma.

No, seriously. That’s how WWE booked itself out of the wedding. The angle never got a proper resolution, as Kristal would leave WWE shortly after.

However, Long’s absence would give rise to his assistant… Vickie Guerrero. So if nothing else, this entire wedding angle led to the ascension of one of the best heel characters of the past generation.