It would be worth it just to run a Bill Brasky-esque montage of various wrestling witnesses to his many crazy exploits, listing them off like Chuck Norris facts without any statute of limitations to worry about. Not that Haku fears anything anyway. Some say he once shot down a fighter jet by pointing his finger at it and saying, "Bang". But seriously, Haku is worth a place among other WWE immortals. In the eighties, his partnership with Tama as The Islanders was truly one of the more underrated duos in an era rife with tremendous tag teams. That's been Haku's synopsis throughout his career: reliable, trustworthy, and capable of tearing out a man's larynx to floss his teeth with. The Rock could have picked anyone to be the best man at his wedding. He picked Haku. Nothing left to say.