20 Dumbest Gimmick Matches In WCW History

20. Martial Arts Match

Meng occasionally wore a gi from Halloween Express and brutalized opponents with ill-defined oriental nerve holds. Jim Duggan looked like the sidekick from Bloodsport and won all of his matches with magical fist tape that he kept nestled in his trunks. What match could possibly contain these highly-trained killing machines? Why, the Martial Arts Match, of course.

In the extremely dangerous and definitely unique Martial Arts Match, victory can only be attained by pinfall, submission, or knockout. If an entire array of BS detectors is currently sounding off between your ears, yes, it's exactly like a regular singles match, except you have to bow at the beginning. It's seven minutes of Meng and Jim Duggan trading gentle chinlocks and no-selling clotheslines. You know. Martial arts stuff!

Defining Moment: You could cue up literally any second of this of this and feel the exact same sense of inescapable ennui.