WWE's merchandising department loves its double entendres - well, "double" is going a bit far. They're more like one and a half entendres - pure lowest-common-denominator "jokes" that fourteen-year-old boys find a bit puerile. Shirts like Trish Stratus's "I Just Got Blown... Into The Stratusphere" were commonplace during the Attitude Era, and while no discerning fan would ever buy one, few compared to this shirt. At first glance, a Val Venis t-shirt reading "I AM COCKED..." on the front and "...LOCKED AND READY TO EXPLODE" on the back is another ho-hum sex joke, but it's the font that sets it apart. THAT FONT. WWE THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA.