All of the other shirts on this list are downright subtle compared to this one. The picture isn't so great, so for the benefit (or not) of all readers, it says "VA-CHYNA" on the front, and "ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK" on the back. Managing to be obscene and terrifying all at once is something of a feat, but this shirt - an actual garment designed to clothe the human body, then rendered completely invalid at the whim of a printer - is sort of a self-perpetuating joke. What's the point of it existing? What's the point of anything? The worst part about this shirt, of course, is that Eddie Guerrero was forced to wear it on an episode of Raw. That's not something that made it into his Hall of Fame video package.