5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (March 9)

5. 35 Seconds

At a recent live event in Chicago, Brock Lesnar squashed Kane in 35 seconds, which sounds like an absolute dream - a complete avoidance of boredom! - but those fans were p*ssed, because they expect three German suplexes at a minimum from the Beast. They received just the one, a Kane sit-up spot, and an F5. What a life Brock Lesnar leads. People were annoyed that he didn't perform the same basic move over and over again.

In order to get Roman Reigns over as a dedicated full-time act at his expense, Lesnar has been instructed to either barely turn up or not turn up altogether. He is being paid to do nothing. At this rate, at WrestleMania 34, WWE will resurrect the Bash At The Beach 2000 angle at WrestleMania 34. What next? Will Lesnar threaten to sign his UFC contract on WWE TV, and simply attempt to hand over the Universal Title? It's hard not to see the sentiment WWE is attempting to tap into - but this strategy isn't going to work. In a way, Roman Reigns is the next John Cena. You can see through him and everything he is a part of.

Essentially, the remainder of Brock Lesnar's expensive three-year deal has now been converted into an investment vehicle for Roman Reigns, set for maturity in New Orleans AAAND IT'S GONE.