5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Oct 13)

5. Thithter Abigail

“It was me, Bálor - it was all along!”

Many fans expected to see the debut of Bra Wyatt on this week’s RAW - The Eater of Worlds mocked up in drag. This being a Bray Wyatt storyline, we were actually treated to something worse. How is that even possible? Does…does Bray Wyatt have actual magic powers? The power to pull sh*t out of a hat? That might explain the taste in our mouths, at least.

Sister Abigail is Bray Wyatt with a veil and mascara. For that we should be grateful. It could have been much, much worse. Actually, it was much, much worse - for Wyatt soon spoke with the pitch-shifted voice of a chipmunk. They could not have contrived to make this more laughable - unless, of course, they were actively trying to write comedy. That’s why Titus O’Neil played a banjo terribly on the same night. Get it? Because Elias plays a guitar!

Wyatt spoke in his usual Wyatt voice man haha - with only one unintentionally hilarious exception. Abigail, who didn’t struggle with the affliction elsewhere, adopted a lisp upon uttering the words “Irish mythology books” - like the Planetarium guy from South Park, only not funny on purpose.