6 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (July 21)

6. Ryback Somehow Outdoes Himself

Ryback, on a recent episode of his Talking With The Big Guy podcast - having already offended the entire nation of India - went one better by alienating an entire gender.

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According to Ryback, the women of WWE need to recover their sexuality to get over more, in a return to the halcyon days of the Divas division in which nobody went for a p*ss in case they missed a five star five minute classic, intentionally sabotaged in the pre-main event death slot.

"Billy Bob watching in the middle of bumsf**kingville Arkansas doesn't want a 10 star headlock," Ryback continued. Billy Bob in the middle of bumsf**kingville Arkansas wants to see these sex objects "shake their asses". Billy Bob in Brooklyn seemed to really like the first Bayley Vs. Sasha Banks TakeOver match in 2015, mind. It tore the house down. Nothing Ryback ever did generated a reaction like that. "The women can do the moves - not as good as the guys," he snorted, as if he's Manami f*cking Toyota in the ring, and not a Florida Championship Wrestling CAW.

We've not heard a diva diss so putrid since Christy Hemme referred to Carmella DeCesare as a "c*m-burping gutter slut".

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