7 Wild Predictions For What REALLY Happened In Milwaukee Between Lana & Aiden English

7. English Lessons

The scandalous tone to Aiden English's accusation about the events in Wisconsin's largest city immediately drew the mind (and, based on wrestling Twitter in the aftermath, the mind's eye) to the most lurid possible conclusion - but might a shared history between the former NXT stars be altogether more innocent.

Lana's evolving accent has been a point of contention for audiences since she was first laughably "Americanised" during her relationship with Dolph Ziggler in 2015. Her Total Divas second life saw the lilt dropped entirely, resulting in a rather confusing mish-mash on television that has been reduced to her rolling her R-words for Rocky IV-esque Cold War heat.

Was the colleague with the word literally in his name improving her grasp on his own native tongue, rather than doing something altogether more salacious with it, as many have speculated?

Beyond the Ziggler tryst, there was never an explanation for how her oration improved to the degree it did - wouldn't it be lovely if Rusev's new rival was actually a kinder presence in his wife's life before he even thought of improving his?

Unless the truth was far darker, and he helped keep a secret...