8 Teams Which Could Be Chris Jericho's Mystery AEW Dynamite Partners

8. CM Punk & Colt Cabana

Look, yes, this is a patently ridiculous suggestion, but until about a week ago so was the legitimate proposal that CM Punk, the most sought free agent in wrestling for the past half decade, could make his long-hoped comeback as a host on an anodyne studio talk show. If there's a realistic chance of that outcome, then literally nothing is off the table for The Best in the World's surely imminent return.

Punk and Colt Cabana finally settled their bitter legal issues this past week, with the pair jointly requesting the case be dismissed, though there is no love lost between the two in the wake of its conclusion. After the filing, Punk spoke bitterly about how the Art of Wrestling host tried to "exhort" him, and there was no suggestion that they'd kissed and made up.

But doesn't that fact just add an extra layer of incredulity to the duo being sensationally named as Jericho's partners on Wednesday? It does - but it also means its extremely, extremely unlikely.

Likelihood: A mathematically impossible -20%.