8 Ups And 6 Downs From Last Night's WWE Raw (Sept 16)

By Scott Carlson /

2. Kanellis Storyline Vortex

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Just the other night, this writer was thinking about dropped storylines, and the Maria Kanellis pregnancy angle popped into mind.

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And then we got Monday night’s gender reveal and subsequent fallout, and we all had to be wishing it was just a distant memory again.

Maria revealed that her baby was a boy, but then declared that the real father was Ricochet. Mike Kanellis snapped, slapped Ricochet and challenged him to a match, which the One and Only won without breaking a sweat.

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Then Maria came out to torment her husband more, saying she lied to motivate Mike to defend her baby’s honor. She proceeded to announce the “real” father – a returning Rusev, who was without his wife Lana. This led to another Kanellis squash, with Rusev (and his mustache) demolishing him.

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There’s way too much to unpack here, and none of it is worthwhile. It’s just a silly, humorless angle that isn’t working. At all. Please, please, please drop this and stop sucking superstars up into this angle of suck.