CM Punk's WWE Matches In Chicago Ranked From Worst To Best

11. CM Punk Vs. Big Daddy V - ECW Championship (No Mercy 2007)

You already knew CM Punk had one of his best WWE matches competing over a title at a pay-per-view held in Chicago. But did you know the same could be said about one of his very worst?

Entering his second month as ECW Champion, Punk prepared to defend the strap in his hometown at No Mercy, against ECW original Tommy Dreamer. However, Dreamer was destroyed and eventually replaced by the former Mabel/King Mabel/Viscera at the event. Because he's a big boy and Dreamer's not, you see.

The "match" itself lasted a grand total of... wait for it... a whooping 94 seconds. Punk got absolutely squashed by the big challenger, did his first move of the match (a missile dropkick) and... Matt Striker entered the ring and got Big Daddy V disqualified.

The big man continued to destroy the 'Second City Saint' after the bell anyway, dropping big elbows on him that caused internal bleeding, leaving the hometown boy on his ass in front of all his loyal fans.

A nice way to accomplish three things: 1) make the champion look like a complete geek; 2) make the heel manager look dumb; 3) bury the title since the challenger couldn't give a lesser f-ck about winning it.

Still wonder why most people refuse to consider WWE's version of the ECW Championship a real 'World title'?