It's The WWE Olympics!

13. Discus/Hammer: Cesaro

Dizzyingly swinging a heavy object around several times and then violently hoying it into the air is clearly Cesaro's forté. If he can do it with a 300lb man, he'd have no trouble whatsoever with a piddly hammer. The only concern would be for the crowd.

I don't think it'd be wise to arm the Swiss superman with a discus, quite frankly. Have we all seen Oddjob with his lethal bowler hat in Goldfinger? Well, imagine that, but several degrees more vicious.

The current Olympic record for the discus throw stands at just under 70m. If Cesaro can fling the 7'1" Great Khali even a foot across the ring, then he would surely launch a discus to the outer reaches of heaven.