John Cena ACTUALLY Uses Sixth Move Of Doom At WWE Super Show-Down
Big John says 'FU' to Elias.
John Cena gave the metaphorical finger to the business which has propped him up for the past two decades by beating Elias with a punch during his tag match at WWE Super Show-Down.
Cena, with a side-parting which made him look like a regional JBL lookalike winner and a hideous varicose vein across his chest reminiscent of a relief map of the Amazon river, was making his first televised WWE appearance since April's Greatest Royal Rumble clash with Triple H. Sauntering into the ring for a two-minute hot tag sequence, The Face That Left The Place went through his usual finish routine with Elias, before breaking out the 'Sixth Move of Doom' he'd ironically* teased during his spell filming in China.
The move required Elias to stand up from the Attitude Adjustment before being bantered down under by Cena's right hand, following a campy Hulking-up pose. Big John then smugly pinned the stricken songster, flashing a gesture suggesting he really didn't give two tosses.
Oddly, having shown a total lack of respect to both his opponent and crowd, Cena cut a heartfelt promo after the match, thanking the Australian public for having him in their country as if he was a recidivist. He isn't - but this act of self-indulgence was borderline criminal.
*twattily