John Cena Debuts 'New Move Of Doom' At WWE Show In China
And it's one he can just about pull off!
John Cena finally debuted the 'sixth move of doom' he's been 'ironically'* teasing for some weeks during his big return to the ring at a WWE house in Shanghai today.
During a six-man tag team match involving himself, Bobby Lashley, and Finn Bálor opposite Elias, Jinder Mahal, and Baron Corbin, Cena pulled out his new manoeuvre, which hilariously* turned out to be a punch to the face. Comedy. Gold.
Before unleashing his "lightning fist", Cena, currently sporting a fairly terrible haircut, pulled up the not-so-dreaded 'X' sign, in clear reference to the movie 'Project X' he has been filming in China. In the movie, Cena, an ex-Marine, teams up with 64-year old Jackie Chan to thwart oil thieves in the Middle East. They're the original odd couple!
Cena first began teasing a new finisher back in August. It was clear even then he was taking the p*ss, though the joke was on him in drawing attention to his limited arsenal and repeated failures at any attempts to innovate it.
Before his bout in China, the Place-running Face had not stepped in the ring since his greatest hits compilation opposite Triple H in Saudi Arabia. He's scheduled to go through the motions once more at Melbourne's Super Show-Down this October.
*wankily
*also wankily