Predicting Where EVERY Released WWE Star Will Sign Next

7. Dexter Lumis

It's TNA, isn't it?

That's where Dexter Lumis honed his American Psycho-inspired mute serial killer gimmick, that's where his original love interest Christy Hemme works on and off, that's where his (ex?) wife Indi Hartwell signed last year, and that's where supernatural wrestling works best. Your writer is no fan of the surge of supernatural slop in modern wrestling, but that TNA cared enough to produce weeks of vignettes explaining how Allie came back to life, rather than having her make a more traditional return, is evidence enough of their dedication to the bit.

That's the stuff that clicks best for Dexter, although it's important to stress that he can also actually wrestle (!). Admittedly, that might not sound like much to a WWE or AEW executive opening their chequebook, but to TNA, they may have hit the jackpot.

Destination: TNA.