Remember when Khali first showed up in WWE and practically destroyed Undertaker? At first he looked damn scary (it's hard not to when you're bigger than the Big Show and built like a tank) but behind Khali's massive size is a gloriously untalented wrestler who still to this day inexplicably persists in being on WWE television. Apparently the reason Khali sticks around is that he's incredibly big over in India. This begs the further question: do people in India have eyes and ears? Khali has no personality, could never wrestle and nowadays can barely even shuffle down to the ring, never mind actually wrestle a match. Originally cast as the Punjabi Nightmare and sent on a path of destruction, Khali was then rebranded as a face and developed the Punjabi Playboy gimmick where he would perform the worst dance moves ever completely out-of-time with his music. He's also got women out of the audience for the Khali kiss cam and is sort-of credited with inventing the Punjabi Prison match, which was perhaps one of the worst WWE gimmick matches in the history of WWE. He's also gone through a phase of squashing people's heads using his dustbin-sized hands and actually held the World title for a while before everyone came to their senses. Khali bores me to tears.