So whos ready for Fastlane in two weeks? Anyone? So far, theres two matches announced for the show, one of which is a US Title match weve seen fives times since January 5th. The other is Roman Reigns vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar. We'll all collectively watch on in horror as Roman wins, and goes off to face Triple H at WrestleMania in the least exciting Mania main event since Triple H vs. Randy Orton at WrestleMania 25. Worst line of the week goes to Dean Ambrose saying to Paul Heyman Who are you calling a nutjob, porky? Eh, I dont know. Ive just never been a fan of reverting to fat jokes when someone makes fun of you. That's not much of being a lunatic, just kind of being lazy with insults. Keep in mind this line tops Mauro Ranallo saying it looked like Kevin Owens had a "bee in his bonnet!" The wrestling question of the week is: When and why did Goldusts tourettes come back? He overcame it for like 10 years after being electrocuted (gotta love wrestling angles), but it has mysteriously returned as hes tried to woo R-Truth. However, I understand watching Truth can cause anyone to swear uncontrollably. But lets not waste anymore time. Lets all spray ourselves with a bit of Rick Martels Arrogance, and model our way into WWE and TNAs worst of the week!