5. Seth Rollins May Or May Not Be Harboring A Dildo
During the Dudley Boyz feud with Chris Jericho and Christian, one night the Boyz stole all of their opponents clothes and belongings. Inside of one of their suitcases was a giant bottle called Ass Cream. Bubba Ray audibly asked what does one do with ass cream? Fair question. This week WWE gave us a more subtle, yet just as ridiculous question with What was in Seth Rollins briefcase? On a television show with grown adults running around in animal costumes, we were left to speculate that Rollins was for some reason carrying a sexual vibration device in the briefcase. I seriously have no idea what were supposed to take away from this. But for starters, why would he bother keeping his sex toys in his briefcase when in the past Dean Ambrose took the case from him, opened it, and poured soda all over it. Wasnt there safer places to store that thing? So the joke was unexpected, pretty lousy and not really necessary for one of the companys up-and-coming stars. Next time WWE absolutely has to make a pseudo-homophobic vibrating dildo joke, enlist a mid-carder for the role. Or just don't do it. That would probably be better.