Terminator Genisys: 10 Things That Would Have Happened Afterwards

10. Detective O'Brien Files The Most Awkward Police Report Ever

Some 3 hours into a meeting that was only scheduled to take 15 minutes, Detective O'Brien's superior officer shuffles awkwardly in a chair, still pouring over the extra pages of A4 that have been stapled into a report.

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"I just want to make sure I'm getting the whole picture from you here O'Brien", he says, pinching the bridge of his nose and rubbing his eyes. "Because, and I can't stress the seriousness of this enough, this has to somehow explain how we've got a dozen dead police officers here, millions of dollars worth of structural damage to the building, and two helicopters at the bottom of the bay".

O'Brien's chair squeaks as he leans forward. "It's all there sir, in my repor..."

"...this report", his senior interrupts, "this report that allegedly validates nearly 30 years of your ramblings and substance abuse. In which you allege that the prisoners were actually three cyborgs, who are from the future but travelled here from the past, are part of some sort of time war with Detective Cheung - who's apparently a shape-shifting robot - and some exec from Cyberdyne".

"You then assisted them in their escape from custody, gave them access to Police helicopters, and sent them on their way to blow up a corporate building to... and I'm quoting directly here... to save the world. That's right is it? That's what I have to tell the Governor, the press, and the grieving widows today?"

"N... no, that's n... not it, Sir" O'Brien reluctantly interjects. "Only one of prisoners was a cyborg".

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