Look at those charming gravy eyes! No wonder everyone wanted to see Pedro Dimas do well at Newcastle. After all, all swarthy good looks aside, he was identified as a prospect by Sir Bobby Robson, who used his links to Portugal to pick up the supposed prodigy from Porto. Like Hugo Viana - another wayward prodigy signed from Portugal who came with massive expectations - Dimas was classed as one of his native country's biggest prospects, and there was some excitement that Sir Bobby had pulled him away from the European giants. So why don't you remember Pedro Dimas? And why isn't he in the twilight of his career, playing for Real Madrid or something, marshalling the midfield and classily strolling around like a monobrowed Pirlo clone? Well, because he wasn't what he was billed as, and as high as fans' expectations were when he signed, they evaporated pretty swiftly when he came nowhere near the first team. Sir Bobby Robson was far from unblemished in his transfer dealings, and unfortunately Dimas must forever go on the same pile as Fumaca, marked MISTAKE.