10 Most Embarrassingly Bad Wrestling Promos Of All Time

5. The Miz: "Like The Back Of His Hand"

Poor Mike Mizanin has never had it easy. He was never a wrestler's wrestler, relying on sheer charisma to keep himself relevant. Unfortunately, that charisma has sometimes been hard to come by, rendering the guy little more than a mannequin doused with six gallons of hair gel.

After coming in second on Tough Enough -- the really sad season that was just a recurring segment on SmackDown -- Miz' first big boy job on WWE television was as the host of the final Diva Search. All the guy had to do was to stand there looking smug while unemployed models rode mechanical bulls and then explain how to vote, and he did exactly half of these things. He clearly forgot literally everything he was supposed to say the moment he stepped out on the stage. To (slightly) paraphrase: 

"The sexiest women in the world, or on television, are WWE Divas. Do the the thing, haha. Vote? Go to WWE. For your favorite girl. Text. Wrist numbers. *pause for rapidly building boos* LET'S BRING OUT THOSE DIVAS."

A future WWE champion, everybody.