15 Wrestling Nightmares Somehow WORSE Than Imagined

15. Everyone Clowns Around At Survivor Series 1993

What's worse than one babyface Doink The Clown? If you answered, 'Four babyface Doink The Clowns' then congratulations. You win a prize, and that prize is never having to watch this eight-man tag from Survivor Series 1993 ever again. It looked bad on paper, but no-one was prepared for some of the hijinks on offer in Boston in November, '93.

Bastion Booger was far too busy trying to stuff turkey into his face, so he wasn't really interested in wrestling. Afa, who was managing The Headshrinkers, thought big Booger looked lonely. So, he joined in, and the WWF made sure to get some disgusting close-ups of both guys feasting on a dead bird's carcass. Oh yes, pay-per-view dollars were worth it back then.

The Bushwhackers decided to ride around on scooters, there was a literal banana peel slip spot, and poor Bam Bam Bigelow could be found crying in the corner as he reminisced about earlier PPV scraps vs. Bret Hart that tore the house down mere months before. OK, that last bit didn't happen, but Bigelow was surely already sick of clowning around with the Doink stuff.

Mabel, Mo, Luke and Butch were all in greasepaints for the occasion. Granted, any match starring that quartet on the same side and Bastion Booger on the other was hardly going to be a mat classic, but the bout even erm...succeeded in tanking below expectations. On commentary, Vince McMahon went into forced 'nyuk nyuk' mode and claimed everyone was having a great time.

Yeah, maybe not the punters who plonked down hard earned cash to watch this hoover up no less than 11 minutes of screen time.