Predicting Where EVERY Released WWE Star Will Sign Next

5. Uncle Howdy

This one's a no-brainer if you analyse his Cagematch records.

Originally released from WWE on 15 April, 2021, Uncle Howdy - Bo Dallas, if he's forgotten his corny mask at home - didn't wrestle a single match elsewhere before he was brought back in 2022. Finally returning to the ring in 2024, he has wrestled just 29 matches under the Howdy guise, and all but three of those were in multi-mans. He's done, as much as it pains your 'Boliever' writer to admit.

Destination: Retirement.