10 Times DC Comics Lost Their Damn Minds

9. Wonder Woman Sells Tacos

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For one of Earth's greatest heroes, Wonder Woman sure has a pretty terrible resume. While arguably the low point was when the Justice Society made her, the only woman on the team, their secretary, Diana Prince's weirdest job has got to be the time she worked in fast food.

After the War of the Gods, Diana found herself in a bit of a pickle. She had been cast out of Themyscira and, while she had died and come back to life, the computer at the Justice League thought she was still dead and refused to pay her (to be fair, keeping track of who's dead and who isn't and all the paperwork it involves must be a nightmare).

With no other way to get money and wanting to connect more with ordinary people, she got a job. Apparently though, the 90's DC economy was pretty awful since the only job someone with the powers of actual gods could get was working at Taco Whiz (a copyright friendly Taco Bell knockoff).

Sure Bruce Wayne is a billionaire and Clark Kent is a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist, but Diana Prince can make a breakfast taco in under seven seconds and really, isn't that the impressive feat?

No. No it isn't.

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I was just a mild-mannered NCTJ accredited journalist until one day I found out the truth... that I could share my nerdy ramblings with people on the internet! It's just like mumbling to myself on the train, but without all the strange looks.