The name is Bond… James Bond.
With secret agent 007 celebrating his 50th anniversary this year, it is safe to say we are all familiar with the dangerously dashing spy who is arguably represented as the epitome of modern masculinity.
To celebrate the release of Skyfall, here’s 10 of his best one-liners;
10. “Well, I’m an early riser myself”
A View To A Kill (1985)
Roger Moore as James Bond
Whether you’re a Bond-o-holic or you’ve only seen one of the well-known spy flicks, it is fair to say the screenplays (especially the earlier ones) have ‘innuendo’ scribbled all over… As James Bond also knows how to handle his puns…
In ‘A View To A Kill’ (the last of Roger Moore’s performances as Bond), he is greeted and escorted by villainous vixen Jenny Flex (played by actress/model Alison Doody) at psychopathic Zorin’s (Christopher Walken) French château for the horse sale.
With the subject of horse-riding dominating the present scenes, Bond is intrigues by Jenny’s riding habits…
James Bond: “Well my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle.”
Jenny Flex: “Yes, I love an early morning ride.”
James Bond: “Well, I’m an early riser myself.”
It is clear that Mr. Bond is insinuating that he is quite the… erm… stallion… himself. I’m sure his eagerness to be ridden suggests he is aware of Jenny’s dominating nature, as he points out he is more than happy to rise to the sporting occasion…
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6 Comments
Excellent post! They’re all great one liners. So memorable & funny,
those innuendos always made chuckle. Had so much fun reading
This post, I really enjoyed. Thanks.
Haha! Thank you :) – I tried to make it as ‘tasteful’ as I could…
Great stuff, I can see u had a lot of fun with this, enjoyed readin all 10!!
Thank you :)
@Nafissa
I think there are some intelligent cringe-worthy lines in Casino Royale too…
Vesper: I’m the money
Bond(while looking her head to toe): Every penny of it !
Vesper: James, I want you to know that if all that was left of you was your smile and your little finger, you’d still be more of a man than anyone I’ve ever met.
Bond: That’s because you know what I can do with my little finger.
Haha!! Very cringe-worthy indeed…