Ah, the famed Director’s Cut, often a lame marketing gimmick to get people to buy more DVDs and Blu-Rays – who can forget all those “Unrated” editions of crude comedies with footage that “was too hot for cinemas!” – and sometimes a necessity for a director to aptly convey their vision of the movie they made. Studios often wrangle projects away from directors such that their original idea for a film can be mutated in subtle yet nevertheless impactful ways; these releases can often restore agency to a filmmaker, but they can equally also prove that a director has become too big for their breeches.
So egregiously bad are these 10 director’s cuts that they seriously impact on the film and in effect turn a bonafide classic into something considerably less enjoyable; meaning is altered, subtlety is eschewed, and tone is in some cases completely shifted. If this is truly what the filmmakers intended, then I think I’ll stick with their accidental excellence the first time around.
Here are 10 Director’s Cuts that ruined awesome movies.
10. Bad Santa
Terry Zwigoff’s Bad Santa was one of those surprising little comedies that came out of nowhere with little-to-no expectations and was actually one of the funniest films of 2003. Zwigoff’s own Director’s Cut is three minutes shorter than what we saw in cinemas, beginning by excising Billy Bob Thornton’s opening monologue, which helps us sympathise with his character while also mining his various misfortunes for laughs.
Essentially, this is a far darker, more serious film – if it’s possible to make a film like this serious – changing the tone from an outrageous comedy to a relatively depressing character study; think of it like The Wrestler but with a mall Santa. The original film worked so well because it was a perfect collision of sombre undertones and comic overtones; to see these positions essentially reversed makes for an intriguing but vastly inferior mix that pleases probably nobody except Zwigoff himself.
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Completely agree on all fronts. I’d certainly like to see a list of director’s cuts that improved the experience, Shaun (Blade Runner, for example).
Don’t forget Dark City, Tombstone, Daredevil, and The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
With Apocalypse Now, and for all long films, how can you says it’s long but still enjoyed it? No good movie can be long enough. Tell me one unnecessary scene in the theatrical version of it?
Agree 100% with Apocalypse Now Redux, way too freakin’ long. Star Wars, on the other hand, I have another theory for that: sure, in the original cut, Solo looks like a bad ass, gunning down Greedo in cold blood. But in the special edition, Greedo shoots first and misses (at close freakin’ range like you said) so Han guns him down for his insolence. I still thought Han looked like a bad ass either way because he hardly even moved at all when Greedo missed his shot….it just makes Greedo look like even more of a jackass than he was in the original is all I’m saying.
I can’t be the only person who thought that the unrated version of “Dumb and Dumber” wasn’t a big deal. I didn’t really have any problems with it. I wouldn’t say it’s BETTER, but I don’t think it really hurt the film either.
Oh “Love Conquers All”…the less said about that mess, the better. Another good list would be the most unwanted “Unrated” cuts, i.e. the Dumb and Dumber version I will never, ever watch thanks to your warning.