10 Horror Films You Constantly Have To Defend Loving

Somebody's gotta defend Zombeavers.

Cannon Films
Cannon Films
There€™s only one reason to write about film and it€™s not to praise a filmmaker€™s use of shadow but to share the fun of actually watching them. The idea that people might be watching horror films because they€™re fun has never occurred to academics, who usually attribute a film€™s popularity to some exaggerated depiction of the real world. Troll 2 has fun at the expense of vegetarians, but anyone who claims that explains the film€™s success clearly hasn€™t watched it. A mainstay of the IMDb€™s Bottom 100, Troll 2 is the perfect example of a movie that has nothing to offer except dumb, outrageous, schlocky fun. It became a phenomenon when comedy troupe Upright Citizens Brigade began hosting midnight screenings, which led to a cast and crew reunion as well as a documentary, Best Worst Movie, which chronicled the film€™s production and its curious afterlife. You€™re constantly explaining it to the uninitiated, who can€™t see the fun in watching a film about an army of vegetarian dwarves ruled by a witch in a bad make-up job. Why can€™t you watch €œproper€ films like Crimson Peak instead? There are many movies of a similar calibre out there, and here are 10 of the best.
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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'