10 Upcoming Netflix Movies That Are Probably Going To Suck
10. Eggplant Emoji
Release Date: 2018
Eggplant Emoji has to be the worst movie title in recent memory, and it might just cling to the worst movie concept you've ever heard, too. Check this out:
“When a teenager accidentally cuts off his penis during a camping trip, he and his friends rush to save the appendage before it’s too late."
That's the real plot for an actual film that human beings are developing. Oh, boy!
Produced by none other than comedy legend Ben Stiller, who is clearly out of ideas, Eggplant Emoji is directed by Jake Szymanski, best known for his work over at comedy website Funny or Die, with a yet to be announced cast. It isn't a sequel to The Emoji Movie, thank Christ, but it still sounds horrid.
Now, there's a slight chance - and that really is slight - that Eggplant Emoji could turn out to be one of those awful-sounding films that should never have worked but somehow manages to be brilliant, like 21 Jump Street. But really this looks like a disaster waiting to happen, even if the far out plot is sure to have people frantically streaming it on release day with hopes of getting a glimpse of a severed penis.