As awful as these movies are, not one of them can quite hold a candle to Show Dogs, the sure front-runner for 2019's Worst Picture Razzie award and quite possibly one of the worst films of the last decade.
Will Arnett, why the hell are you in this? Why does the CGI look like it belongs in 2002? And with its weird mix of childish poopy pants humour and inappropriately crude gags, who the hell was it even made for?
Even for the basement-low standards of the talking animal family movie genre, this is an execrable piece of "filmmaking" and basically unfit to be consumed by anyone with a pulse.
Worst Moment: A peculiar subplot in which canine protagonist Max (Ludacris) has to, for some reason, have his genitals fondled by a dog show judge. Naturally, his dog pal Philippe (Stanley Tucci) simply tells him to grin and bear it.
It's a message so appropriate for kids that it was quickly cut out of the movie before its second weekend on release following vocal complaints.
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