You may remember the stink caused by the premiere of Lee Daniels’ The Paperboy earlier this year at Cannes. It seems that certain critics were aghast at the scene in the film in which Nicole Kidman removes her panties and urinates (presumably a mixture of formaldehyde and wax residue) onto a jellyfish sting to save the life of beautiful shemale Zac Efron.
Now we can finally see this white-trash epic for ourselves with this brand-new trailer! Check it out!
Disappointingly, the trailer leaves out Kidman’s bodily fluids. Instead, we’re treated to her awful Southern drawl, which sounds strained and forced coming through her Botox-paralyzed lips.
Still, there are probably worse things to watch than a perfectly-lit Efron, a sweaty Matthew McConaughey, and a long-missing John Cusack sporting crazy-man hair. I’m getting the same sort of insane vibe I loved in Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. If we could just get Nicholas Cage to show up and get a drug-induced handjob from Kidman’s lifeless limb, the damned thing would be a CLASSIC!