10 Reasons Mario Is Actually A Terrible Role Model
8. He's Extremely Violent
Whenever Mario is called upon to save the day, it rarely begins with around-the-table discussions with Bowser and his cronies in an attempt to gauge exactly what his demands are. If the UN has taught us anything, it is that in order to solve pressing world issues we need to sit and talk about them for a long time before doing anything.
But instead Mario goes in all guns blazing, jumping on the head of anything that moves and regularly destroying important architectural works like the floating brick structures, seemingly only for a bit of a laugh. Although his intentions may appear noble, Mario simply ends up annihilating everyone and everything in his path, he is basically a short, fat Michael Bay.