I’m always late to the party when it comes to video games, but when it comes to Dark Souls, I can at least claim to be fashionably late. I got it less than a week ago, I’m playing exclusively offline, I’m less than seven hours in, but already the game has become my world.
There have been times when I’ve hated it. Absolutely hated it. Momentarily it’s occurred to me while playing Dark Souls that I’m really not enjoying myself at all. It’s far too punishing, and the environments are oppressively dark, dank and gloomy. The whole game oozes fear, dread and malevolence. Why would anyone want to spend any time in this world? It’s too cold!
But then you take a deep breath, pick up your pad again and play in less of an angry mood. You learn to take your time; think, look for openings, pay attention, and suddenly Dark Souls becomes one of the most exhilarating and rewarding gaming experiences you’re every likely to have.
Whilst I was fighting those bloody Bell Gargoyles for the nineteenth time, I suddenly realised that my heart was pounding. I could feel the adrenaline coursing through my veins. I was utterly engrossed: those gargoyles had to die.
And when, after over twenty attempts, I finally toppled the beasts for good, the sense of achievement I felt was overwhelming. This is what games used to be like. Death used to present a genuine fear, which meant that success was always its own reward. You’ll notice that most retro games don’t offer much in the way of endings. That’s because you didn’t play to “complete” the games. You played to “beat” them. So when, after weeks of hard work, the most the game could offer was a simple “well done”, it really did feel as though you’d achieved something.
Dark Souls is the closest a game’s come to offering such an experience in about fifteen years (I didn’t play Demon Souls). It’s been extraordinarily difficult to get to where I am, and yet I know that the nightmares have barely begun. This is truly a game to master – a game to beat. I know it’s going to take a while, just as I know that I’m going to love every second of it.
Well, maybe not every second. But those moments when the dust has settled, you’re on your own and silence is restored – and you’re able to simply bask in the lush beauty of your surroundings – they’re the moments that’ll keep me coming back. Every time the going gets too tough, I’ll just remember the tranquillity that followed my final victorious bout with the gargoyles. Alone on a suddenly-silent church roof, I was finally able to take in the surrounding vista, and I found it to be breathtaking.
And with Dark Souls II having been announced, it seems there’s already plenty to get excited about. As somebody who’s still comparatively new to the joys of Dark Souls, perhaps I’m in a better position than those who’ve been immersed in the world for months to consider as to how this game could be made even better. Because I’m seeing everything with fresh eyes, it’s inevitable that I’ll see room for improvement where others see well-trodden paths.
So here’s how I think Dark Souls II could achieve gaming nirvana.
5. Make It Less Repetitive
There are plenty of boss fights in Dark Souls, and it’s unlikely that you’ll tackle any on your first attempt. When you die, you go back to the last bonfire at which you rested, and all previously slain monsters are resurrected. This means that every time you want to have another crack at that boss, you’ll have to trawl through the same path, slaying the same monsters in the same order, for as many times as is required before the boss expires for good.
Sometimes, the repetition really ground my gears. It would have been better had I just respawned right outside of the boss chamber. This, then, is exactly what they must do in the next game. Of course, this would singularly remove every ounce of tension from the subsequent battle, making not just the ultimate victory but the whole game itself less rewarding overall. But if there’s one thing I hate, it’s having to backtrack. So if a game must sacrifice exactly the qualities that make it so unique in order to save me some time, then that is what must happen.
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109 Comments
Is this a joke artical?
I should have finished reading before i posted
Great article
Rofl.
Excellent, if a little destructive.
You missed a few things that also should be in DS2 though.
1: An in-game shop.
Obviously, what we need to overcome all the darkness are some accessories. Wear a fluffy pink hat when Seath spikes you with crystal, and it will not be so bad anymore. And its cheap.
And real healing potions! Only 10.99 for 100 vials!
2: Seasonal events.
Oh the joy, when Smough looks like Santa and Ornstein is dressed like an elf. They sing jolly tunes too while beating you to a pulp.
Oh no! No more beating, no more pulp. They touch you with a red and white sugar cane and you turn into a snowflake.
3: A better story.
Why all the depression? There could be an original story with heartwarming twists.
Maybe Lord Gwyn has kidnapped the Princess. But is she in the castle you are at? Find her!
What a wonderful game this could be if they only followed some basic rules.
are you crazy man?! The story of Dark Souls is dark, depressive not, this game has a gothic and mysterious world, something to ease the tension mischaracterizes the story, and the story just is not perfect because it is too vague.
and Dark Souls do not need stupid things like NPCs following you around, the feeling of loneliness makes the game much darker and fun.
hi nandoskennedy – just thought i’d let you know Alexander Ebenrechts post was taking a dig at the OP of this article with immense sarcasm :P. all the 5 points would be so detrimental to the series and completely ruin the atmosphere and wonder that the game gifts to us
hmmm, instantly hate the idea of a pause menu 1st and 2nd a heartwarming story of princess in a castle… lame. Finally i love when a guy plays this game for 1 day and feel he knows enough about it to write an article. i mean i’ve got over a year and a 1/2 of playing and i’m still learning stuff. sooo these ideas don’t carry much weight for the majority of us hallows.
whoever wrote this article should have his copy of the game taken from him. he doesn’t deserve it.
I totally agree whoever wrote this doesn’t know the true meaning of Darksouls. Uhhh easy mode really?
I’m fairly sure this was meant as a joke article, guys(or girls(or girl and guy(or a combination I haven’t thought of)))
If you guys didnt get that this was a joke by the time he brought in guns and vehicles, then im sorry, you dont deserve to play dark souls 2.
You’re kidding, right? First of all, you haven’t really experienced Dark Souls if you’re playing offline. You can’t really comment on a game when it’s stripped of its most dynamic component. Second, it was my understanding that this was a list of 5 different ways to make it the “best game ever” when each item boils down to essentially the same point: making it easier. If your idea of a great game is one you can plow through with heavy artillery and explosives you’re playing the wrong game. Lastly, bringing in any sort of humor would break through the essential sense of despair that lends a dark richness to the experience of Dark Souls that makes every small gain feel like a substantial victory. I’m sorry, but you are clearly playing the wrong game.
100% with you on this, Ryan.
Adding all what Elliot suggests would, if anything, turn me away from the sequel – without the difficulty, hardship and challenge, Dark Souls loses its very sense of being
Really, guys? Really? I me– Really?
Have you read the article?
TheKnight, really? Did you read the article? The maker of the article needs to get his hands cut off and copy of Dark Souls taken from him. This loser probably never even played Demon’s Souls.
Tears, really? Really? REAAAALLY?!
Just how stupid are you? It’s a joke man, stop being so uptight.
Once again. are you for real? This whole article is cracking jokes at current rpg hand holding. Come on guys. Guns in dark souls 2? You honestly think anyone with any credit in the industry who would write an article THAT WOULD HONESTLY BE READ BY PEOPLE, would make that serious comment. Ive lost faith in society’s intelligence even a little more…
I pray to Gwendolyn that this article was a joke. All of those things, would ruin the game. Sure could it make a good game? I guess. But that ruins what the souls games are about. Being hard as hell. Not to mention if you want to explore simply kill all of the enemies first. If you weren’t joking. I hope all of your consoles explode and any chance of you getting one die too.
Good day to you.
Pretty sure it’s a joke article fellas. Settle. If not however, may he burn in hell for all eternity.
LOL!!!!
best funny article i ve read since 2013 started!!!!
on a lesser fun note tho..i m guessing a lot of peoples will agree with him..and that is so sad…
if you ever want to see thoses changes in dk2 then pick another game and leave us alone with this awesome difficult game you cant play but that we enjoy so much
you mainstream loser…everything you have suggested be “improoved” will completly kill the spirit of the game..if you want thing to be easier go play chu chu rockets…most ridiculas suggestions seriously. Dark souls 2 if anything should at least remain at the same difficulty if not even harder. And im not even nearly alone when i would honestly still tackle the game if it was harder. i really hope the new director does not share your thoughts
Wow seriously do you not know that this a joke? The whole point of the article is that every suggestion hes said has been something that would ruin everything great about this game and he knows it. He said in the beginning he loves the relentless difficulty and the oppressive and lonely atmosphere. You need to calm down.
its alright, you can tell by the way he spells everything he’s use to jumping to conclusions and assumptions.
While I often wished for some of the changes you propose,I am afraid that they would ruin the game.
if i could change life, i think i’d like to be able to invade your life as a black phantom
slay you where you stand.. and make you start your weak life from the beginning.. so you have to rewrite all the bad jokes that make up the comedy gold.
you sir are neither insightful nor all that funny
but keep practicing.
both Dark souls and writing.
:)
Seriously? Less than seven hours into Dark Souls and never played Demon Souls and you think you know how to make Dark Souls 2 the best game ever?!? FYI – after that paragraph I didn’t even bother reading the rest of the article…
You should have read more. You should ALWAYS read more. If you HAD read more instead of rage-quitting you’d realize it was a joke. He was making fun of all the people who complain about the difficulty instead of embracing it. And a by-product is that he’s also making fun of all the people who can’t take a joke. (pssst that’s you – just incase you didn’t get it!)
I’m not sure whether or not this article was intended as a joke, but of it was, it’s pretty funny. But regardless of it being a joke or not, I would not purchase dark souls II if it included a single one of these “improvements”.
So many angry people, too dumb to realize it’s a joke because they commented on the entirety of the article based on the first paragraph, or the headlines. The state of reading comprehension, how staggering.
What a joke. You should go play Price of Persia if you want to play what you just described.
Sorry, but this wasnt even close to funny. You should ask Shaun Monro for advice.
Hilarious
hahahah, awesomely written article. You had me going up until number 3.
Thank god there are some literate people in the world. This brings back some faith in my “humanity” *hint hint*
Seriously guys……it’s a joke.
mastur trole 2013
Is this Guy Serious???? He dont play online. He just started playing Dark Souls. He is only 7 hours in. He never played Demon Souls.
The way i see it Dude you have YET to get your Cherry Popped by Dark Souls. If you are having trouble with the Bell Gargoyles just wait until you meet the rest of the Crew. 4 Kings, Sif, Stray Demon, Capra Demon and lets not forget Smough and Orienstein. So keep your CRYING towel handy.
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I’M LAUGHING TOO HARD AT THESE PEOPLE WHO OBVIOUSLY DON’T GET THE JOKE.
LOL! Enemies should also get guns… Imagine a black knight with a mini gun, or ornstien with an Uzi, that would be brutal… Jokes aside, I think that adding a difficulty setting would probably broaden the fanbase but ultimately be the developers selling their souls. Ha ha get it?
LOL what would be awesome is if the enemies also had guns! could you imagine taking on a black knight armed with a mini gun, or Ornstein dual wielding uzis? All jokes aside, if they do create a difficulty setting it will just be the creators selling their souls…. Get it?
The five ways you put forward to make the game better but most defintiely turn all the people who’ve played from Demon Souls and Dark Souls away from the series. Your 5 ways will only make the game easier where as the game is not about being easy, it’s supposed to be challenging and make you think about how you will apporach your next challenge, each death acts as a learnig curve for the player. For me and probably many other fans, I personally want it to get harder as more Dark Souls games are released, making it easier would just be upsetting.
I would love to comment on your article, but since it was simply written (and split up on 5 pages) for AD PAGE VIEWS, I won’t bother. We take the game seriously and visited your website to get another real opinion of the masterpiece that is Dark Souls. Considering you don’t take it seriously at all,… later. I’ve never been to whatculture.com and I never will again. Goodbye.
What you may think is a masterpiece others will consider to be trash. People have different opinions and have a right to express said opinions.
I have a good laugh. those r brilliant ideas how to make souls game sucks more money.
Dark Souls too goud bitches!!
The only one i agree with is an easy mode for less hardcore gamers (but not myself) a lot of other gamers would purchase if it were easier. The challenge as i read with Demons Souls is you don’t play the game, you learn how the game wants to be played.
in the first, traps would reset upon death, and you were sent to the start of the level with all enemies reborn. Dark Souls has already made bosses easier with bonfires.
In offline you can still summon, there are NPCs to summon outside most bosses, and the no comedy sidekick adds a real sense of loneliness in the world. If anything, i don’t like how easy Dark Souls is compared to Demons Souls.
The pause screen would be appreciated, i tried pressing the xbox button once to freeze everything in the background – alas it didn’t work – but it means the only time you are safe is at the bonfire, don’t let your guard down. I don’t agree with changing equipment mid battle and a few games do this also, locking your equipment until the battle is over. That again would raise difficulty.
i hope not much changes with Dark Souls 2, the people who bought the first one normally do so under the knowledge it is difficult. Respawning in front of the boss means no loss of health getting there, no challenge just pulp over and over.
A PAUSE BUTTON!?!?!?!? Absolutely not. Play online and then come back asking for a “pause button”. It would never work.
This article really had me wound up and at-ums until you mentioned the guns. Dead giveaway that it was a joke article. Then I proceeded to have a chuckle at number one. Great article 10/10
OMG SOLAIRE! You’re back?! But… I… you forced me to… the sunlight maggot… and…
Never leave me again, Solaire. I’ve missed you.
You got a chuckle out of me. Good job, sir.
I heard it’ll be called Dark Souls 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Seriously, there’s a copy of it at the bottom of this pit. Go on and take it!
The people in the comments need to google Sarcasm.
What a load of rubbish. It’s not funny and its not clever; a waste of my time. If you have ever played the game which I doubt, I can’t imagine you’ll get vey far, and experience the reward which those of us have played have. Go play DMC or something.
That sounded more like 5 ways to make it the worst game ever.
Dude, you want to turn Dark Souls into Skyrim. Not gonna happen, just go play another game or kill yourself, because your game taste is awfully awful.
How can you want anyone to take your comment seriously if you’re just going to fill it with pointless insults?
No, F*ck no, none of those changes. An easy mode? Really?
Wow most of you commenters are elitist haters. You just don’t want everybody to be able to enjoy your game. This guy is totally right, and if the changes he suggested were made then I wouldn’t have quit on the CRAPRA demon. He missed a few other essential changes that the game really needs;
6) Remove the stamina bar. Needing to manage stamina for running/blocking/rolling is STUPID. You’re blocking with your shield, you should be protected! And hindering my combos is just dumb.
7) Low Violence Mode. Please let me turn off the blood and gore, and get rid of the ugly zombies. And turn all of the weapons into sticks, bats and wooden mallets.
8) RMT shop. I want to be able to buy shortcuts and keys rather than find them myself. And purchase souls or gear to help me get past the bosses. You should be able to purchase a boss’s gear with real money after you beat them.
9) Retailer/Edition specific content. I think players should be rewarded for their choice of retailers, so they can get Gamestop Exclusive pets, the special edition have a ring both in the box and in-game, a special shield for buying directly from the Bamco store, etc.
10) Day 1 DLC. Nuff said.
Just pointing the obvious : He’s sarcastic. He’s pointing out all that could go wrong if they decide to make it “more appealing to the masses” like so many games that lost their soul along the way *cough* Dragon Age *cough* Assassin’s creed *cough*
2/10 too obvious not actually funny
This guy knows nothing of dark souls, the one thing I dont want is another game getting easy, this is what made me buy it in the first place was how intense and hard it was. Guns that was a joke its not even the right eara for it. Dragonslayer your funny just go play a kids game like skyrim if you cant hack it, having a stamina bar is essiental in the stratagie. I agree with TheSilentHarp and False King Allant its all about training your skill becoming that master knight.
If they put any of this stuff i eont play the game. Actually i prefer the game harder and darker than the first 2 games, pff “easy mode” jajajaja!
Worst. Article. Ever.
Dear god, you can go back to Skyrim if you like easy and in your face story. Glad I had ad-block on this site.
6. DONT PUT DRAGONS IN IT. Like with The Elder Scrolls, dragons are boring and not original. They will lose a fan in me when they build the theme around it.
Obviously, this is a joke. However, the one thing I wouldn’t mind is a pause option. Although, I wouldn’t like it to be able to adjust your equipment etc., that would defeat the point of learning through trial and error. That being said, I’d love to be able to pause when I need a bathroom break. Honestly, sometimes I really had to go and focus tends to wain as you bounce up and down.
That would kinda be a problem with the multiplayer though. Imagine you invade someone and the game is just stopped.
Truly an amazing piece of satire, judging by a lot of the responses in the comment section. Well played.
I laughed. its painfully obvious this is a joke. the sarcasm in this article is practically oozing from it. if you cant note the sarcasm then i suggest you turn off your router and stay off the internet. good article =)
Why do all these people here want a pause button? If you really need to pause then just quit the game and you will restart at the exact same spot. The only time this is not possible is when there is another player in your world (which makes sense).
I do hope From Software never tries to go for the big money (like for example what Capcom did to Resident Evil) and the franchise stays true to its roots. Its the core elements that make the souls games my favorite games since 25 years of gaming.
Very well said, Elliot.
The best way to realise all these necessary changes would be to hand the license for the franchise over to EA.
:DDDDDD
good list! you forgot to say that some of the boss fights also need to tell you which buttons to press. like, guitar hero or something. guitar hero is fuuuuun.
good list! you forgot to mention that a little arrow telling you where to go would be useful and that the boss fights need to tell you which buttons to press. like guitar hero. guitar hero is fuuuuun.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOB STFU u want a game with guns and ur lame ideas? Go make one, nd you’ll see nobody buys it. Its not hard, ur just a tard
It makes me laugh so hard. Please, if your going to comment at least try and be literate. If you don’t understand sarcasm, i’m surprised you made it through dark souls, let alone high school.
I seem to go undetected around these parts
Omg where’s the “thumbs up” button?
Hillarious article….good job lol….. Judging by the many responses in this section i can observe that the principal of idiocracy is in full force! I fear for the future of humanity…to all you learning challengedresponders out there….how does it feel to be u? Is it painful to be so ignorant? I can only imagine….;D….
Dont forget 6.) The ability to take ur bonfire with u..because camping should be fun, safe, and mobile!
hahahaha lol that would be great
This article was way off and missed an opportunity (that most of us dont have) to focus on what actually makes this game great.
I’m sorry, but these were pretty stupid points, and do no justice to the title at all.
The author also carried on several paragraphs too long at the start to express a simple experience.
It’s sad what passes for “journalism” and “worthwhile opinion” in the online game world.
Sorry man but you just named everything that would ruin the game lol.
The only thing better than the article – which was hilarious- were the comments by people who obviously lack a sarcasm filter.
10/10 Would read again.
Wasn’t a fan of this article. LOVED what you had to say about playing Dark Souls and how the difficulty brings emotions not felt in many other games. But I do not believe there needs to be a pause button nor do i think it needs an easy mode…
This game is almost as real life happens… we are sent into a world we do not quite understand and learn how things work and how to survive through our experiences. A pause button takes away from that real world feel of the game. You can’t “pause” your life to change a pair of pants… if there was I wouldnt be late to class every friday morning and thats why a no pause button is better.
I also disagree with the comedic sidekick? Not a very good idea either I think simply because of the phenomenal story line the game has already under its belt.
IF ANYONE has questions about the story I suggest you read up on ALL your item descriptions and watch Lore videos on youtube by Epic Name Bro or others because the games story is… probably the best video game story I’ve ever heard of, let alone ever played.
And guns? really? come on now… thats a joke
Even in the end of your post you say what the article is, and yet you still dont realize it. All humanity is going down the drain, figuratively and “dark soulsy” ;)
This is a lame attempt to write something. You are just looking for a fan base to run across this article, because of DrkS2 and you failed. You either play this game or you don’t, and it seems you don’t. Your failed attempt to write about this is sad. Write about a topic you understand and save your failed jokes for a venue where i can throw tomatoes at you.
The only thing i can really agree on here is the pause button. I mean obviously not while you’re playing multiplayer of any kind, but i do agree with what he said about “nature’s calling,” and whatnot. Gets a little annoying when i have trek all the way back to a bonfire just to get a drink of water or go the bathroom, or replace my controllers batteries.
this had better be a joke. because if they do any of that to dark souls 2 they will ruin it!
The man who wrote this cheesediarrhea of an article should be raped to death, skinned and eaten. If I’m lucky, not in that order.
This was rather funny to read, at first I was like I wouldn’t change that… what is this guy talking about? By the end I realized it had to be a joke. Although I will say one thing. I would very much like a pause button but obviously make it not take away from the game, mabye you can’t pause while in combat and even when paused the screen is blurred so you can’t see anything. I can’t tell you how many times I needed to go do something real quick and was paranoid about my character dieing because some monster randomly walks up or my controller would stick and I would walk off a cliff or hit some trap or something.
Hahaha lol now im gonna look at all your reveiws one of the funniest reveiws ive ever read well done!!!! :D
hahahaha is this a joke?? XD If not then go and play some skyrim – its a perfect game for pussies and it has all “qualities” you mentioned :D
I disagree with everything in this article.
Everything you complained about in this article is what makes Dark Souls as enthralling as it is. With or without everything it currently has it would just be another game.
I was unsure at first but, when I got it, many laughs were had.
Even more so when I looked at the comments section.
Seriously guys? He even said how one of his points would let you skip the “intuitive flawless combat” and talked about how great vehicle sections would be.
These make me sad to think of myself as a Dark Souls fanboy, so much rage from being unable to read sarcasm…
Wow, all of your suggestions would destroy the game. . . You are asking for the exact same cookie cutter formula that every other game offers and caters to the easily frustrated hordes of terrible gamers. Please remove your article from the internet so you do not destroy the best game to come out in years.
Easy mode? Is that a joke? Go play Skyrim if you want that. It was what makes this game an accomplishment. How many times would one want to turn on easy mode to beat the game in an angry state of mind?
Start at the fog gate of the boss? That is ridiculous because that takes away from retrieving souls.
Everything that you said more-a-less just makes the game 100s of times easier. Please do not destroy a masterpiece video game. Play easier games, I am so sick of people crying over a good game.
1.First Dark Souls can’t be a happy place like skyrim I mean does the name Dark Souls say this so a happy world no it says doom and death to all that play it
2.you can’t make it easy that would ruin the point of the game
3.There a tons of weapons in the game at the beginning there are not but later on there are
4. That repetitiveness of the game that is the time you have to learn because if you take that away you don’t learn how to dodge or parry you just block and hit
5. I hope as you play you will learn this and still enjoy the game for what it is
Funny how everyone who comments how bad the article is clearly haven’t read the comments. Or the whole article.
From the pre-list part of the article it is clear that the guy understands what makes dark souls great. And then he proceeds to ‘suggest’ changes that would systematically ruin the game. The point is “how long until you realize he’s kidding”. If you realize it by the end of the first suggestion, congratulations, you’re perceptive. If you realize it by the end of the second (where I did), then you’re not stupid. Any later than that, well…
If you think that the writer actually thinks that you should babysit Chris Tucker and Jar Jar Binks’ helpless retarded hellspawn for the entire game, you’re a blithering idiot.
The best thing is that there is a 50% chance that the comment directly below this one will be “THIS ARTICLE R BAD, U R CASUAL”
Phew. My blood started boiling while reading through the “Pause Menu” recommendation. So happy this turned out to be a joke.
These reasons truly suck .. seriously. I mean , guns? reeaally? and an easy mode????? wth man, these absentees is what makes the game truly amazing and totally unique. You said it yourself, this game was designed to be “beaten” , not just “completed”.
I’m sorry but this article is terrible, the game would be wrecked if these were included.
I think it’s hilarious people are calling others illiterate and idiots for not being able to READ sarcasm, which in itself is only called sarcasm because of the tone of voice said sarcasm is being used in… Good job all of you “smart” people trolling on about how someones stupid for not being able to, once again, READ an EMOTION… who’s really the stupid one? I personally found no humor from this article, it was pretty much a waste of both the authors time and the readers time. The only thing that’s more depressing than idiots thinking this was funny is the simple fact that there are actually people who would suggest these things for dark souls hence the reason some people didn’t get the supposed “joke”. I haven’t had faith in humanity since most of the public was fed the 9/11 bull and believed it, this sure as hell didn’t bring any faith back lol.
Wtf does 9/11 have to do with anything? Shut up. Also, sarcasm was implied. What are you, a semanticist?
So basically the TITLE was a god damned irony while the writer was one of those sissy ****ing trolls! The Souls Series was innovated to be made for HARDCORE gamers not ****ing idiotic CASUAL gamers like you! Also the series earned fame only for all of those points you wanted them to change O|o Seriously!?
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Is he a sissy or a troll? If he’s a sissy he wants the game watered down. If he’s a troll he’s making a joke.
The writer showed in the opening statment that he understands what makes the souls series great, and the proceeds to make suggestions that would completely ruin every aspect of it. If you had’ve read the entire article you’d have seen that and gotten the joke.
I said it before and I’ll say it again. The best thing about this article is that there is a 50% chance that the comment directly below this one will be “THIS ARTICLE R BAD, U R CASUAL”
9/10
Amazing. A perfect troll article. I was about to rage all over the place until I read the part about pausing the game to take out half the bosses health, and then realized what he was doing.
And people still take it seriously. Fantastic!
“I’m playing exclusively offline”
You’re not really playing Dark Souls then IMHO.
There are some valid points it would be so sick to have guns maybe even tanks I’m so excited maybe th devlopers will read this an realize what there doing wrong
Although I’m almost positive that this review is a joke, I will say that I disagree on every “improvement” suggested except for the pause menu, at least to a point. Now I am quite aware that this series is full of atmosphere, and spamming the hell out of a pause menu could really mess with the overall feeling of hopelessness and fear the games generate, but a pause menu would be very useful. I wouldn’t go so far by saying that you should be able to equip weapons, armor, and items from this menu, but I would at least like to be able to pause the game so I could do other things, such as using the bathroom or answering the phone without having to either die, run away, or be forced to kill everything in the vicinity that could possibly do any harm to my character while I was away. Some other players may not feel this way, but I know I am not the only one considering I have read several forums where others have made this same complaint. To give you all an idea as to how much time I have put into this series, and possibly help you to understand my opinion at this time, I am relatively new to the series. When Dark Souls had first came out, I had no information on the game, and only bought it because I had some extra cash on hand. In the tutorial alone I died at least four times in my first attempt, and was already getting frustrated at the difficulty of the game. Again, I had no information or experience with the title prior to my playing it. From what I remember I made it to Blight Town and was killed so many times I gave up on the game in fury, and had no second thoughts about selling the game. So I did, and as you all might have figured out I was impatient and frustrated because I wasn’t expecting such a merciless assault. Up till now I haven’t really thought about the game, but in a gaming magazine I saw that the sequel, Dark Souls 2, was being made. Recalling getting my ass kicked, I did some more research on the game out of curiosity. As a bonus, I am a Playstation Plus member, and it just so happens that Demon Souls was free. I decided to download it for the hell of it, and after only a couple hours of playing through the game, I already regret getting rid of Dark Souls. I am in no way a veteran to the series, and I am just learning about a lot of the story now. I do not expect my opinion for having a pause menu to be listened to, but I thought I might as well throw in my two cents. I am eager to continue my adventure in Demon Souls and repurchase Dark Souls to relive the horrors, but with new experience as a gamer.